My name is Tom Hardie. I am thirty-seven years old. I live with my girlfriend and a cat. I work odd jobs and live creatively to survive on very little money.
I spend most of my free time writing. I’ve been writing since I was nine years old. I am just now becoming pleased with my words. I feel ready to speak, at last. So, I’ve decided to share my life with you in writing. I will be brave.
No, actually I’ve just decided I don’t give a fuck. I won’t stay silent anymore. This is who I am—for the worst or even worse than that. So fuck it. I’ll just show you my life – honestly – with no apologetic tone. It would be a proud moment for me if you liked it.
Thank you for your time and attention.
Yours Always Sincerely Truly,
TH
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