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This is usually limited to alcohol. I have known people who brewed tea with opium leaves, but these same people were amateur botanists. Therefore, I am willing to accept—as common knowledge—that most people aren’t willing to spend their time cultivating poppy seeds. So, for purposes of my discussion, I am comfortable with the assumption that drinking equals alcohol consumption.

Now, in my experience, there are two schools of alcohol consumption.

First, there are the people who like the uninhibited feeling of a good drunken party. I find that these people evolve into the social drinkers: a couple cocktails at a party, get hammered on New Year’s Eve, sure, but no more black outs and strange people in your bed on hang over mornings.

When you hit your mid thirties, the adolescent fascination with suffering starts get boring. You begin to judge the quality of your time by how good you feel afterwards. Being hung over all day Sunday is just no fun.

Then, there is, of course, the other school of consumption, the Alcoholics. An alcoholic is an addict, a person born with a genetic disorder. The alcoholics can not control their frenzy for the drug. The drug consumes them and makes them feel invincible, invulnerable. They act unconsciously and impulsively on the drug. It makes them feel very powerful.

I have listened to many recovering alcoholics preach the virtue of the drink. They always have sincere, watery eyes. To them, alcohol is the savior. Alcohol is air and water and food. Alcohol is necessary—required—to feel alive.

Let’s be clear, these people don’t “choose” this “lifestyle.” That’s like saying a Cancer sufferer is really into the Chemo Thing.

And by the way, fuck you! How dare you blame sick people for their illness! It’s ignorant and illogical, and I’ll prove it.

Let’s assume — for the sake of your ludicrous premise — that Alcoholism is not a genetic disorder. Let’s assume that alcoholics do indeed consciously choose to ingest poisonous amounts of alcohol.

If that is the preferred theory, we must conclude that these Alcoholics are openly committing a gradual public suicide.

Doesn’t that classify as a mental instability?

In other words, even if they are alcoholics by choice, doesn’t the making of such a destructive choice seem like possible evidence of a severe mental illness, maybe?

Aren’t the mentally ill in need of treatment, instead of cages?

Does it even matter if  addiction is a physical illness or a mental illness?

Shouldn’t we be more concerned that the addiction phenomenon—no matter the cause of it—is running rampant across our planet?

Do you really think that locking all the sick people up in prison is going to work?

Do you honestly believe that most of the people in prisons right now are not desperately in need of medical treatment?

Have you ever thought about any of this?

Do you think it’s time you turn off the TV and do so?

Our world is falling apart.

Does anyone notice?

We can do better than this.

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A Priori: For as long as the human animal has walked the dirt, there has existed chemically enhanced experiences. Therefore, I consider the ingestion of intoxicating chemicals my spiritual human heritage. And since I am a staunch and hard line supporter of the Church and State division, I refuse to acknowledge laws that inhibit my spiritual practice. In other words, the drug laws are a violation of my civil liberties.

Thesis: The drug problem will not be solved through prohibition. The “problem” with drugs today is the epidemic of ignorant users. The chemicals still exist, but the traditions of their ingestion has been long lost.

Solution: Spiritual Drug Users must break their silence. What drug culture lacks is a narrative, a literature, lessons and stories.

Tom Hardie, Drug Culture Theorist: I will hereby devote a portion of my time to the study and revival of human drug culture. I hope to help initiate a revival in the spiritual elements of drug use.

I intend to share my experiences in this realm. What follows is an honest and intelligent examination of my own drug practices.

Finally, something I can dig my teeth into. –Tom Hardie

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1/2/10 12:41:11 AM

Thesis: It is time for the United States to embrace the addiction at the core of its national mind.

Thesis focused: Every citizen of the United States is a severe addict.

Evidence: We are addicted to oil. George W. Bush said so. We are addicted to possessions and convenience and comfort. We are addicted to being in the right on Earth, and sugar. We are addicted to being extra special on the planet, and caffeine, and chocolate. We’re addicted to feeling entitled to everything. We are addicted to sex, and pleasure, and instant gratification, and non-stop entertainment and stimulation and rumors and scandals and drama….

Elaboration: Addiction drives the consumption that fuels our economy. There are—count them—three massive industries that serve as our dealers—Advertising, Public Relations, and Marketing. They tell us how much we need what they are selling and we buy it. And they aren’t just selling products. They are selling an idea of what an American is. Commercial: An American looks like this. Do you look like this? No?! Are you sure you are an American?! Ok, don’t get upset. I have good news for you.

Thesis Developed: Illegal drugs are only a fine glaze, a bit of frost on the tip of the POMO American iceberg.

Conclusion: The Drug War is, at best, a farce designed to make us feel better; or, at worst, an elaborate distraction to camouflage a larger problem. Capitalism has crack in it.

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